A Conversation with a Super Hero

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Guess which super hero this is.

Girl: Anh biết chơi bóng rổ không?
Guy: Biết
Girl: Anh chơi giỏi không?
Guy: Giỏi, giỏi hơn Michael Jordan
Girl: Chà, giỏi thế. Anh biết đánh ten nit không?
Guy: Có. Anh đánh thắng Djokovich đấy.
Girl: Thật á? Trời! Anh có biết bơi không?
Guy: Có. Anh bơi nhanh hơn cá heo.
Girl: Sao anh giỏi vậy?
Guy: Vì anh là Siêu Nhân mà!

Girl: Anh giỏi hơn hay người dơi giỏi hơn? À, giữa anh với người dơi và người nhện ai giỏi nhất?
Guy: Anh đấm bốc thắng cả hai thằng kia. Hạ nốc ao luôn!

Word by word translation:
Girl: You know play ball basket no?
Guy: Know
Girl: You play good no?
Guy: Good, good more (than) Michael Jordan
Girl: wow, good so. You know hit tennis no?
Guy: yes. I hit win Djokovich that.
Girl: really? Sky! You have know swim no?
Guy: have. I swim fast more (than) dolphin
Girl: Why you good so?
Guy: because I am super man!

Girl: You good more or man bat good more? Oh, between you and man bat and man spider who good most?
Guy: I box win both the other 2 guys. KO them!

Proper English translation
Girl: Can you play basketball?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Are you good?
Guy: yes, better than Michael Jordan
Girl: Wow, so good. Can you play tennis?
Guy: Yes. I beat Djokovich.
Girl: Really? Wow! Can you swim?
Guy: Yes. I swim faster than dolphin
Girl: How come you’re so good?
Guy: coz I’m Superman

Girl: Which one is better, you or Batman? Oh, between you and Batman and Spiderman, who’s the best?
Guy: I beat the other 2 guys in boxing. KO’ed them!

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